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John Cusack Joins Elijah Wood In Grand Piano

Cinema — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:50 EDT

Shame it still sounds like a dumb idea.

New Aston DBS spied

Automotive — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:50 EDT

We've got the best shots yet of Aston's £200,000, 550bhp DBS replacement

BMW, Mercedes look to grow by shrinking

AutoNews — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:49 EDT

Sometimes you have to think small to grow bigger. Hoping to lock down its position as the U.S. luxury market leader, BMW is getting ready to introduce some of the smallest products it has ever sold here.

Samsung Galaxy Nexus (Sprint)

MoneyReview — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:49 EDT

Sprint's version of the Samsung Galaxy Nexus pairs a "pure Google" experience with unlimited data, but for now, that's very slow data.

Can you receive financial aid with two working parents?

Buffet — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:48 EDT

Can you receive financial aid with two working parents? Learn whether you can receive financial aid with two working parents.

5 Ways TV Has Influenced Presidential Elections

ComputerStuff — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:45 EDT

The introduction of television all but changed the way we elect our presidents. So just how exactly has this powerful medium influenced our elections? Read on to find out.

Future Car: 2016 Volkswagen Tiguan

AutoReview — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:45 EDT

Volkswagen reboots its compact SUV with fresh styling, a slightly larger package with more interior room, and new engines--including a possible first-time hybrid option. But class competition is fierce. Can the next Tiguan pick up sales--and another CG Best Buy award?

Port Royale 3: Pirates and Merchants (PC)

ProductReviewer — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:44 EDT

Editor's Rating:

LG BP620 Blu-ray Review

Reviewer — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:44 EDT

Couple Accused Of Slim Jim, Pop-Tarts Pilfering In Vero Beach

Clumsy — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:43 EDT

Jourdan Keever thought it a "loving gesture" when her husband rubbed her back in the Vero Beach truck stop.

Good and Ideal Man

FunnyJokes — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:43 EDT

While creating men, God Promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world. then He made the earth round.

Today's Joke

Funny — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:41 EDT

Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome,

a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Yo mama was so stupid

Humorist — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:41 EDT

Yo mama was so stupid she died of starvation in the grocery store. Thanks to Michael Related Posts:Yo Mama’s So StupidWhere’s the Soup?60 Minutes

Two Mexicans are Stranded in the Desert

Joker — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:39 EDT

Two Mexicans are stranded in the desert, on their last leg, about to die of thirst. They stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something, they suddenly spy through the heat haze a tree off in the distance.

As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with strip after strip of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.

"Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre. "ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"

"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.

So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.

His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"

With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run,amigo, run!! ees not a Bacon Tree"...

"ees... a.... Hambush"

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What It Takes to Buy a Home

Multimillionaire — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:37 EDT

Homes are affordable and mortgage rates are low. Are your finances ready for the leap?

Your Rights as a Taxpayer

MoneyMaker — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:37 EDT

Personal finance experts Ken and Daria Dolan of Dolans.com share what you really need to know about your rights as a taxpayer … the rights that will help you actually deal with the IRS should you get that dreaded letter or phone call from the IRS about a tax matter.

The Real Secret to Making Money by Following Your Passion

Rich — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:37 EDT

This is a guest post from Chris Guillebeau, author of The $100 Startup, available from Amazon.com or your favorite local bookstore. You can also read his free blog at ChrisGuillebeau.com. Guillebeau is a long-time reader and supporter of GRS and one of J.D.’s good friends. You’ve probably heard the line about following your passion to [...]

How to Save Money at the Movie Theater

Financier — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:37 EDT

Filed under: Saving Money

By Cameron Huddleston

My family has a Friday night tradition: dinner and a movie. No, we don't go to a restaurant then the theater. We make the kids dinner and let them eat it while watching a DVD or movie that we download from a video-streaming service. If we were to actually go out, the cost of movie tickets alone for four of us would be enough to buy two DVDs (which we could watch again and again).

Watching a movie at the theater can be a real budget buster. But it's fun to occasionally...

How to Save Money at the Movie Theater originally appeared on DailyFinance.com on 2012-05-17T05:15:00Z.

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Last Shot - Can You Hare Me Now?

Murdoch — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:36 EDT

Filed under: Photos, Last Shot

Thanks for the caption, Ted, you great headliner!

photo via:// Björn Söderqvist

Big news, Urlbots! We've officially handed all our Last Shot headline duties off to you. Every afternoon M-F, we'll post the Last Shot on our Facebook page and from there it's up to you guys to come up with the best headlines you can think of. We'll feature our favorite on the homepage every day at 6pm ET.

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BlackBerry OS 7 Features Announced--But It Won't Run On Older Devices

Newsmaker — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:35:35 EDT

This morning, RIM finally unveiled its next generation mobile operating system, BlackBerry OS 7. It's not a giant leap forward, but RIM is detailing a faster and easier-to-use OS that comes with an integrated, voice-enabled Universal Search system.

BlackBerry fans that have been frustrated by the operating system's chronically sluggish Web experience will be pleased to know that OS 7 offers a "significantly enhanced" browser with HTML5 video support and speed updates.

Interestingly, OS 7 won't have any legacy support, meaning that even the current generation Bold or Touch that you bought last year will be left behind -- you'll need to have one of RIM's brand new 9900 or 9930 devices to run it. SlashGear writes that according to RIM, "the reasoning behind the absent upgrades is that the new OS is so dependent on the hardware graphics capabilities of its new handsets."

RIM's new BlackBerry Balance application, though, will work on any device running OS 6.0 or later. First detailed in January, Balance is RIM's solution for combining both your personal and corporate accounts -- and all the security requirements that those require -- on a single device. For example, you can wipe all of the enterprise data from your phone, while still leaving the personal accounts intact. Or, social networking apps like Facebook and Twitter can be given limited access to anything from your corporate accounts.

BlackBerry OS 7 Features Announced--But It Won't Run On Older Devices originally appeared on Switched on Mon, 02 May 2011 10:47:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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