It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker - "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee back up to the men's tee, please!"Murray was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.Again the announcement - "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's Read More »
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A man's been given a police warning after he was spotted jogging naked in the canton of Thurgau. Read More »
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A 15-year-old boy was busted after bragging on his Myspace page about stealing watches from Sears. Read More »
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Authorities said a naked 91-year-old man was able to hold a drunken intruder at gunpoint until deputies arrived. Read More »
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An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age. He asks, "How am I doing?"The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots.""Three knots?" he replies, "What's that supposed to mean?" She says, "You're knot hard, you're Read More »
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A man caught trying to steal a grill said he and a friend had steaks in the freezer, but couldn't find their grill top, according to his Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report. Read More »
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Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."Without a moment's hesitation, the bride Read More »
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The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible. "All right !" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer."Later that night her voice rang down the stairs. "Hey Mom, I think I have an idea now.""I should hope so !" the Mother responded. "The very idea that any daughter Read More »
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While working as a volunteer at our local Boy Scout Council office, one of the professional staff -- who was wearing street clothes instead of her usual uniform -- was talking about the International Phonetic Alphabet.She said that she had learned it some years ago and proceeded to recite it. "Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta..."But, when she got to the letter "U," she stumbled and asked for help.I Read More »
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A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her."Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?"The clerk turned, looked her up and down, and smiled, "Not bad." Read More »
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