I know it's frustrating when your phone is borked, but telling an Apple Store staffer that you're "so mad I could pop a 9mm at it"-before revealing you actually have a real 9mm concealed�probably won't help matters. Read More »
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Hope all of you people like it...A man was trying to pull out of a parking place but bashed the bumper of the parked car in front of him. Witnessed by a handful of pedestrians waiting for a bus, the driver got out, inspected the damage, and proceeded to write a note to leave on the windshield of the car he had hit.The note read:"Hello. I have just hit your car, and there are some people here Read More »
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Police say a bank robbery attempt in Hillsboro failed after a teller told the woman who handed her a threatening note that she couldn't read the handwriting. Read More »
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Tina Graham doesn't understand why people are so fascinated that she dove on a burglar and hung onto him until police arrived. Read More »
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The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant."You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician."The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked.The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it's not better, just unused Read More »
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A would-be burglar failed to finish his crime after he broke into a house, drank a bottle of wine and fell asleep on a sofa. Read More »
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Two men were taken into custody this past weekend after police identified them as the pair captured on surveillance video burglarizing a Palm Bay home. Read More »
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I love stories about stupid criminals and the story I'm about to tell you is probably the dumbest criminal act I've heard in a long time. Read More »
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In an attempt to see who was the most efficient at law enforcement, the President had his men turn 3 rabbits loose in 3 different patches of woods. He then called in the CIA, FBI, and the LA Police Dept. and told each of them to go out and find the rabbit.The CIA set up covert ops, and made connections within the animal community, paid spooks and assasins for information, and at the end of 6 Read More »
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Part of being a good neighbour is keeping an eye on someone's house or watering the plants while they're away. Read More »
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