An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of golf and theirwives went along as their caddies.While walking around the course the English man's wife caught her foot in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground. Her skirt was over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers! The Englishman stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for her state of Read More »
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After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled,"Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!" Read More »
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A pair of alleged burglars in Saxony found themselves headed straight for the police station on Saturday night after stopping to ask a police patrol for directions. Read More »
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A man in his 70s has robbed a bank branch inside a San Diego supermarket. Read More »
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Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button thats come off of me fly I cannnot button me pants.""Oh Angus...I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it"About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling doon the Read More »
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A thief being chased by an angry farmer must have thought his day couldn't get much worse after he flipped over his stolen quad bike after a 50mph chase. Read More »
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A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, explodes one day in mid-session and begins to shout,"Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"All the other Senators plead to the angry member that he withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session. After a long pause, the angry member accepted."Ok" he said, "I withdraw what I said Read More »
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Going to court in someone else's car turned out to be a one-way ticket to jail for a Gloucester, N.J., man who appeared in Bucks County Court. Read More »
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The other night, my wife and I were going out for dinner.She put on eyebrow pencil, eye shadow, eyeliner, eyelashes, mascara, toner, blush and lipstick, then turned to me and said, "Does this look natural?" Read More »
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Forgetting what was in his pockets, an Abilene man was just following normal procedure when he emptied the contents into a small blue bowl to be scanned at the Taylor County Courthouse. Read More »
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