Two advertising executives were having lunch and talking. The young exec trainee said to the older, wiser man, "Where has Ben Harris been hanging out? I haven't seen him for a while."The senior exec replied, "Haven't you heard? Ben Harris went to that great ad agency in the sky.""Good Lord," replied the junior man, "You're kidding me, right? What did he have?""Oh, nothing much," replied the elder Read More »
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A Sicilian builder transferred from prison to house arrest tried to get himself locked up again to escape arguments with his wife at home, Italian media reported Thursday. Read More »
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Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon."The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend. "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky Read More »
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A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded,"Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."The girl, Read More »
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A 41-year-old robbery suspect in Germany made efficient use of his time - while on his way to the police station to be questioned over one robbery, he stopped to rob another shop. Read More »
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In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court.At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd done it. Read More »
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Troopers have charged a 22-year-old upstate New York woman with aggravated driving while intoxicated after she showed up drunk at the state police barracks to give a ride to a friend who had been arrested earlier for DWI. Read More »
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A fraudster who went on the run from US authorities gave himself away - because he couldn't help himself from posting on Facebook. Read More »
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A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?"He moved over and sat close to her."Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?"He reached over and held her tight."And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?"With that, her Read More »
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Police in Louisiana say the pungent smell of pickles or jalapenos may lead to the perpetrators of a crime. Read More »
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