If you're going to dress up as a breathalyser for Halloween, you should probably make sure that you don't find yourself on the wrong end of an actual breathalyser later that night. Read More »
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911 dispatchers often get calls from people observing an impaired driver on the road. Read More »
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Bill and Hillary had just gotten back from the honeymoon, and were having theirfirst fight, and it was a big one.No matter what Bill tried to say or do, Hillary refused to compromise, or even listen. He started growing exasperated.After a while, Bill said "When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey."Hillary replied, "I know. But I didn't want to start an argument in front of all Read More »
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A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.Finally, the man behind her says, “Hey, lady. Do you think I could [...] Read More »
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Baffled bank staff refused to fork out cash when a robber threatened them - with a spoon. Read More »
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A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter."My love," he wrote "we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in the evenings. Read More »
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An old man was walking in the forest when he heard by his feet a very weak voice.He bent down to look and saw that the voice came from a little frog: "I'm a beautiful, erotic and sensual princess, skilled in all the carnal pleasures of love. An evil queen, envious of my charms, turned me into a frog, but if you kiss me I will once again be a fair maiden, and I will provide you with all the joys Read More »
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Authorities said they know who broke into a Tamarac woman's home because the robber left his cell phone at the scene of the crime. Read More »
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A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, "I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there.""No," said the doctor calmly, "He'll be quiet when he gets to the poisons." Read More »
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Tracking down three alleged home invaders became easier for Paterson police after one of the bandits dropped the keys to their getaway car. Read More »
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