Many styles to pick from... concealed weapons permit, special agent, bail enforcement, chief deputy, law abiding citizen... and many more! Wallets and badge holders too! Read More »
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An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into the village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun.Ventriloquist: “G’day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?”Villager: “The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid Aussie.”Ventriloquist: “Hello dog, how’s it going mate?”Dog: & Read More »
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A boss was determined not to hire an Irishman, so he decided to set a test for Murphy, hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. The first question was, 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'So Murphy say's, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What the hell's that?"Murphy says, Read More »
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A 24-year old Oakland man is under arrest after authorities say he stole a car to make a court appearance on an auto theft charge. Read More »
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Jesus Christ walks into a bar. He hands the bartender three nails, and asks “Can you put me up for the night?”Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says “Sorry [...] Read More »
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Drive-by shooting epic fail: Forgetting to roll down your car window before you start shooting from the driver's seat. Whoops. Read More »
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A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F.”He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again.He acknowledged her remark again by answering, “S-H-I-T.”The blond was trying to be friendly, [...] Read More »
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There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets. When the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself. The stewardess said, "I'm sorry sir. You have to show your ticket here, not your stub." Read More »
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A woman has found out the hard way that, if you've been pulled over for drink-driving, trying to dance with the police officer and rubbing your buttocks on his leg won't actually stop him arresting you. Read More »
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The doctor says to a man “I’m sorry, sir, but the test results have come back a tad inconclusive. Your wife could have either AIDs or Alzheimer’s. We’re not sure which”.The man replies, “Oh my God! That’s awful! What should I do?”The doctor says, “Take her down into the city centre and leave her there. [...] Read More »
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