A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water.His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens i Read More »
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Authorities say it was a "selfie" that led detectives to a suspect in the burglary of a Southern California church. Read More »
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A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, "How many children do you have?""Ten," she replied."What are their names?" he asked."LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy,and LeRoy," she answered."They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What if you want them tocome in from playing outside?""Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy,' and Read More »
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A blonde man frantically calls 911 and says, “Help, my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart!” The 911 operator asks, “Is this her first child?” To which the blonde replies, “Of course not you idiot, this is her husband!” Read More »
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Somewhere in the Southeastern United States, probably Louisiana or Arkansas (you know, the bible belt), a huge hurricane came through and threatened to take out an entire town. At the local church, people were praying.Their pastor, a fervent young man, asked for people to remain calm and wait for God’s help. Mid-prayer, the flood waters began to rise up the the floor of the chapel. People b Read More »
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A Michigan grandmother who somehow managed to rob a Bank of America in Grand Rapids has been given three-and-a-half years in federal prison after her son turned her in for the crime. Read More »
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A little girl was watching her mother prepare a fish for dinner. Her mother cut the head and tail off the fish and then placed it into a baking pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the head and tail off the fish. Her mother thought for a while and then said, “I’ve always done it that way – that’s how Grandma did it.”Not satisfied with the answer, the lit Read More »
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God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there be light! #Please login. %>login God #Password?. %>Omniscient #Password incorrect. Try again. %>Omnipotent #Password incorrect. Try again. %>Technocrat #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. %>Let there be ligh Read More »
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A blonde walked into the drug store to do some shopping. While walking around she kept noticing a shiny object behind the counter. When she went to pay, she asked the cashier, “What’s that shiny object behind the counter?” The cashier told her, “That’s a thermos.” The blonde asked her, “What does it do?” The […] Read More »
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It’s not everyday we regurgitate a few old (and new!) chemistry jokes. How often do we tell them? Periodically. We told one the other day, but there was no reaction. Hahaha! Wait? How come nobody else is laughing? Ehem… well, anyways, here are a few more:When I first heard oxygen and magnesium got together I was all like, OMg!I think I just lost an electron! Are you sure? I’m po Read More »
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