God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there be light! #Please login. %>login God #Password?. %>Omniscient #Password incorrect. Try again. %>Omnipotent #Password incorrect. Try again. %>Technocrat #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. %>Let there be ligh Read More »
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A blonde walked into the drug store to do some shopping. While walking around she kept noticing a shiny object behind the counter. When she went to pay, she asked the cashier, “What’s that shiny object behind the counter?” The cashier told her, “That’s a thermos.” The blonde asked her, “What does it do?” The […] Read More »
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It’s not everyday we regurgitate a few old (and new!) chemistry jokes. How often do we tell them? Periodically. We told one the other day, but there was no reaction. Hahaha! Wait? How come nobody else is laughing? Ehem… well, anyways, here are a few more:When I first heard oxygen and magnesium got together I was all like, OMg!I think I just lost an electron! Are you sure? I’m po Read More »
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Much as he might like to, House Speaker John Boehner can't ignore the tea party.     Read More »
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This article is by staff writer Kristin Wong. At eighteen, I wanted a pair of hundred dollar Doc Martens. Not only could I not afford them, I couldn’t even afford to look at them. Dr. Marten should not have even been in my broke, teenage vocabulary. That spring, I got my very first credit card offer. [...]     Read More »
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Filed under: Technology, Health Care, Barack Obama, Health Insurance, Financial EducationJon Elswick/APBy CALVIN WOODWARDWASHINGTON -- The government churns out tons of numbers, but here's one you won't see: 0.0002. That's the percentage of estimated online visitors to HealthCare.gov who actually signed up for coverage the first day.Altogether, that's six people out of just over 3 million.Not all Read More »
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Filed under: Videos, Mash-Ups, Last Shot, ExclusivesAlmost three years ago to the day, we introduced you to our new site that hopefully became your daily stop for all things meme- and Internet-related. Nearly a year ago, I contributed my first post -- my mom rapping classic hip-hop songs if you're keeping track -- and today marks the last post (for me, at least.)For my last vid, I wanted to combi Read More »
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RIM kicked off its BlackBerry World event in Orlando, Florida by launching the not-so-secret BlackBerry Bold 9900/9930 models, also dubbed "Bold Touch." While the devices don't noticeably stray from RIM's design choices from the past decade -- they're instantly recognizable as QWERTY keyboard BlackBerrys -- the 9900 and 9300 pack some impressive guts. While the 2.8-inch VGA touchscreens won't i Read More »
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Every day, people look at their reflections on the mirror and mentally list down everything that’s wrong with their faces. Their pores. Their eyes. Their skin. Their hair. Their eyebrows. Read More »
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First, Jean-Claude Van Damme did it. Then Chuck Norris. Heck, even Channing Tatum got in on the action. But there is one man to out split them all. Wolverine! There are days fan vids like this make the world a better place. This is one of those days. Check it out after the break. (via […]     Read More »
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