Bumbling Zach Jackson, 19, will be wishing he just made a mental note after his list found its way into officers' hands and contained other such words of wisdom as �warm up before doing it'. Read More »
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NUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom! That lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!”HONESTYMy son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toot Read More »
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Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo. Read More »
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A wealthy Catholic man travels to the Vatican City to see the Bishop of Rome in person, and hopes to meet this leader of the worldwide Catholic Church. Wearing his finest suit, he prays to God that he might be able to meet the Holy Father.During the morning’s Papal procession, he manages to work his way to the front of the barrier as the Pontiff walks by. Instead of blessing him, His Holine Read More »
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Whack A Beast flash free online. You must to whack the beast when they pop up out of their holes. You have 30 seconds to get 50 points before you get to the nest level. Make sure don´t hit the Quiggle or Jubjub or you will lose 5 points. Instructions: Use the mouse to gide […] Read More »
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”“It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”He yelled back, “University of Oklahoma.”And they say blondes are dumb…————&# Read More »
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What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak when they're fucked! Read More »
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A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, “Thats quite a heavy drink. Whats the problem?” After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, “I found my wife in bed with my best friend.” Wow,” says the barkeep., “What did you do about it?” […] Read More »
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A young couple was on their way to get married when they were involved in a fatal car accident. It was really bad, like something from a Quentin Tarantino movie.At any rate, they soon found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates of heaven staring at St. Peter himself. Upset, but wanting to make the best of a bad situation, the woman asks St. Peter if the can get married in Heaven, since Read More »
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